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AAJ KI DUA”. ..
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Ay ALLAH
Mere Wo Tamam
Gunah Muaaf Farma Day..
Jiski Wajha Se Meri?
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Shaadi Ruki hui hy.

Aameen..
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Mujrim (Phansi Par Charhney Se Pehlay)

Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti
To Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Nasib Hota

Jallad:
Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa

Mujrim:
Jab Us Ki Bat Suni Hi Nahi To Kya Bataon.:)

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‎’,’,’,’Ghazal’,’,’,’

Har shaam tujh sy melny ki Aadat C ho Gai.
Phir Rafta Rafta tujh se Mohabat C ho Gai

…Shayad ye Taza Taza judai ka tha Asar.
Har Shakal Yak-Ba-Yak teri soorat C ho gai.

ik naam jhilmilany Laga dil k Taaq per.
Ik Yad jaisay Baaes-e-Rahat C hogai.

Khud ko saja sanwaar k Rakhnay ka shauq tha.
Phir apny ap sy mujhe wehshat C ho gai

Main Ne Koi Bayan-E-Safai b Na Dia.
Bus Chup Rahe To Khud Hi Wazahat C Ho Gai.

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“Solid Insult”

Girl To Slim Boy: Apni Body T0 Dekho Jaise Haddiyan Hi Haddiyan Hon,,

Boy: Isliye Itni Dair Se Soch Raha Hu K Mere Pas Kutti Kun Khari Hy… ;->

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Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?

Q?

Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai… ;->
(“,)

_/?_ genius hun bhai genius… =P

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Sardar: Train ki khirki sy bola Ye kon sa station hy

Bahir sy awaz i: kisy kuty dya putra ,thallay a k wekh ly salya nawaab ban rya ae
Kesa tera ik akh walay dadu warga moun ae.

Sardar:Chalo g Faisalabad agya

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Sardar 2 his Son:
Ja Puttar 1 Glass Pani Le k Aa.
Son: Sorry Abba Main Nai Ja Skda.
2nd Son:
Abba Ay Te He e Chawal a Ja Tou Aap e Le Aa

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Sardar darakht pe ulta latka hua tha..

Dost:Tu darakht p Q latka hai?

Sardar:Yar sir dard ki goli khai thi kahin pet mein na chali jaye

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Aik Sardar jb bi kapray dohta tha, tau bohat Zor Zor ki barish shuru ho jati thi. Aik din bohat dhup nikli hui thi aur us nay shukar kiya aur dukaan say SURF lenay chala gaya, Jb dukaan mai enter hua to,

“Badal” bohat zor say garja, tau Sardar ne “BAADAL say kaha:
“KIDHR?? Main Te Nimko Lain Aya Wan”:

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